Director: Jeda de Brí

Writer & Producer: Ciara Elizabeth Smyth

Set & Costume Designer:

Lighting Designer: Colm Maher

Composer & Sound Designer: Jennifer O’Malley

Choreographer: Jade O’Connor

Cast: Camille Lucy Ross & Ciara Elizabeth Smyth (2019), Clodagh Mooney Duggan (2022).

“A really funny show that is also very saucy, just not in the way you might expect.”

Mella is a pathological liar.

Maura is a kleptomaniac.

Unsurprisingly, neither has any friends.

Fresh out of controlling relationships, both women are thrust into uneasy freedom. Can they overcome their flaws and shed their inhibitions to avoid dying alone? Or will their compulsions engulf them in the end? A new dark comedy about monsters, condiments and dancing. Lots of dancing.

Runtime: ~60 minutes.